The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife.
"Is this your wife sir?" said the officer.
"Yes it is" I replied.
"I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident" said the Officer...
"I know" I said, "but she has a lovely personality!"
Two women were talking. "Do you look at your husband's face when you have
sex?"
"I did once & he looked really angry."
"Why angry?"
"Because he was watching through the window.!"
Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us.
She fell at my feet and as we made love I thought,
WOW, these taser guns are well worth the money!'
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a male superhero, the other is an instruction!
Took a girl home from the pub last night but I ended up falling asleep on
the sofa...
Must have drunk her bloody drink by mistake!
Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I
took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear.
Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other
half. It was only when I got to the very top I realised I was still on the
bus home.
The government has announced that for the new school curriculum, boys are
going to study the workings of the female mind.
The lessons, however, will be changed on an hourly basis!
Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable sex doll.
Guy behind the counter says, 'Male or female?'
Customer says, 'Female'
Counter guy asks, 'Black or white?'
Customer says, 'White'
Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'
Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'
Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up'.
Subject: Random jokes 
Sun 09 Jan 2011, 13:54
Ya i agree with that 
