* There once was a man from china
who wasnt a very good climber
he slipped off a rock
and cut off his c**k
and now he only has a v***na
* My friend Billy
had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door...
she thought it was a snake
and smacked it with a rake
and now its only 5 ft 4
Do you speak English?
¡Yes!
Name?
Abdul al-Rhazib.
Sex?
Three to five times a week.
No, no...I mean male or female?
Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
¡Holy cow!
Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
But isn't that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style!
¡Oh dear!
¡No, no! Deer run too fast..
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
Here I sit all broken hearted
tried to s#!t but only farted
came back for a second chance
tried to fart, but s#!t my pants
Subject: random funny poems that i came across during a school project 
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 02:07
