"OMG I am still laughing on this one
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then go ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars"?
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use the money
to fix up the house and you kids could go to a great university!"
The sister replied, "Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts!!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course", the brother replied. "Do you know what a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'? The boy replied, "Yes, 'potentially' you and I are sitting on three
million dollars.
But, 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a queer.