Not a joke either this time, this is real news folks. No wonder those on the west coast call those east coasters sheep shaggers.
Police hunt man who attacked lamb in EdinburghPolice in Edinburgh are looking for a man who allegedly performed
an indecent attack on a lamb and left it dead.
A member of public reported seeing the attack in a field near Silverknowes Road in the early hours of Sunday.
A Lothian and Borders Police spokesman said: "The suspect fled the scene after being disturbed, at which time, the lamb was found to be dead.
"Inquiries are now under way to determine whether the animal's death is linked to the incident."
He added: "Anyone with information that can assist our investigation is asked to contact police immediately."
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