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PostSubject: A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi   A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi I_icon_minitimeWed 09 Feb 2011, 01:10

A priest, a preacher and a Rabbi walked into their favorite bar, where they would get together two or three times a week for drinks and to talk shop.

On this particular afternoon, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
posted by Corky at 2:57 PM on May 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


ryan: I scanned as much of that book as Amazon would let me, and I didn't see a single example in the 5 or so jokes they exposed. It seems the title might be another "meta" example. Prove me wrong.

Corky: That's a good one, but the bar part seems tacked on. Was this an adaptation to fit the mold? That aside, the line "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start." would make great copy for a onesie.
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PostSubject: Re: A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi   A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi I_icon_minitimeFri 11 Feb 2011, 14:58

Nice one Josh. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi   A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi I_icon_minitimeSat 12 Feb 2011, 15:23

actually, it kind of sucks i just needed some filler LOL Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi   A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi I_icon_minitimeSat 12 Feb 2011, 21:33

It was a comment more directed at your new found ability, namely managing to post on the forums but fair enough. fear
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PostSubject: Re: A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi   A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi I_icon_minitimeSun 13 Feb 2011, 16:38

lol
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spam
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PostSubject: Re: A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi   A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi I_icon_minitimeSun 13 Feb 2011, 20:05

How the fcuk is a joke in the Humour Section equal to spam pray tell? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi   A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi I_icon_minitimeSun 13 Feb 2011, 20:10

§làiñê ~Ч~ wrote:
How the fcuk is a joke in the Humour Section equal to spam pray tell? scratch


YA!! owned!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi   A Priest, a Preacher and a Rabbi I_icon_minitimeSun 13 Feb 2011, 20:49

§làiñê ~Ч~ wrote:
How the fcuk is a joke in the Humour Section equal to spam pray tell? scratch

he meant kryps "lol" post..i think..and not much of a "pwned" tbh josh Razz it was good joke tho
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