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PostSubject: couple of quickies   Thu 04 Feb 2010, 13:20

Paddy's wife comes home from work. All her sex toys are nailed to the wall in a line. She screams " You ferkin dozy Irish Bastard, i said i wanted a dado rail!"


Paddy is struggling down the road with a wardrobe. A friend says "hey Paddy, why don't ya get Mick to help?" Paddy says "He's inside carrying the clothes!"

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PostSubject: Re: couple of quickies   Thu 04 Feb 2010, 20:42

Deary me. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: couple of quickies   Fri 05 Feb 2010, 01:24

I don't get it Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: couple of quickies   Fri 05 Feb 2010, 17:29

i see Bau's Texan-ness is showing again /facepalm tongue

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PostSubject: Re: couple of quickies   Fri 05 Feb 2010, 17:57

GASP! i prefer white Texican

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PostSubject: Re: couple of quickies   Sat 06 Feb 2010, 21:00

Bloody mexicans eh. Laughing

They are just typical UK jokes about how dumb the irish are Bro, the first one makes sense if you ever heard the accent as dado sounds like dildo they way its pronounced. Wink

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