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PostSubject: Lawer vs cop   Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:50

A London lawyer runs a STOP sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because and decides to have some fun at the cops expense.

Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come tae a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come tae a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huv'te come tae a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the lawyer and after a few minutes asks

"Dae ye want me tae stop, or jist slow doon?"


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PostSubject: Re: Lawer vs cop   Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:41

lol, thats good Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Lawer vs cop   Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:49

Soon as I got to the difference between 'show me the difference between stop and slow down' bit I remembered this joke. The old ones are the best. Laughing


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