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PostSubject: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Sat 01 Aug 2009, 05:25

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: so when can i tap that fine fine ass
You: lemon?
Stranger: lol wut?
You: do you want green eggs and ham?
Stranger: if it is on your breasts then yes
You: Fish?
Stranger: your fagina probably smells like that...
You: I don't like fish. Apple?
Stranger: apple computers are for huge faggots
Stranger: back to the original question, when can i tap that fine ass
You: Back to my original question, Lemon?
Stranger: uh, celery
You: Carrot
Stranger: vagina
You: Cheese?
Stranger: no
You: Green eggs and Ham?
Stranger: sure
You: Blue eggs and Ham?
Stranger: pink eggs and ham?
You: eww who wants pink eggs and ham?
Stranger: a straight male
You: Milk?
Stranger: fag
You: Bologna?
Stranger: you are likely a cow
Stranger: moo
You: Fresh Dairy milk straight from the udders Very Happy
Stranger: post titts or GTFO
Stranger: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You: titts or tatts?
Stranger: ta tas
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Sat 01 Aug 2009, 05:46

ROFL MY WOFL...THE NEXT CONVO. EDITED FOR LANG.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Lemon?
Stranger: Wassup Mikeeee
You: Do you want Green eggs and Ham?
Stranger: I didn't know you were down with the chronic Mikee, check it out
Stranger: Green eggs and ham is the most bomba$s strain I've tried this week
You: how about Fish?
You: dank $h!t?
Stranger: Fo sho
You: Ever Tried Lemon?
You: or do you just like Green Eggs and Ham?
Stranger: Never tried Lemon or Fish
Stranger: Lemonparty is a good strain though, and Phish is acceptable
You: lemonparty.org
Stranger: That website has nothing to do with the strain
Stranger: Just FYI
You: no? i thought it did...idk, just heard about it
You: nvr checked it out
Stranger: I like 2girls1cup more
Stranger: Smile
You: shit is it like that?
You: thats fcukin nasty man.
Stranger: Well
Stranger: it's an acquired taste
Stranger: I guess?
Stranger: (no pun intended)
You: wait is that a strain too?
Stranger: Yep
You: damn
You: hey wanna come over 2morrow?
Stranger: Where u at
You: home
Stranger: You wanna get blazed and watch 2girls1cup?
You: lol why the fcuk not?
Stranger: Thass the spirit
You: how about 3 drop by, i have like a quarter left
Stranger: Yo i.ll bring an ounce by
You: sounds good man
Stranger: feels good man
You: hell yea
Stranger: Can you say oklahoma?
You: yea i guess
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: Oklahoma, Texas, New York, Philadelphia!
Stranger: Around the world, it's gonna be a big nut bust
Stranger: And the purple nut, and the purple pumpkin eaters comin to eat all you mutherfcukers
You: lol
Stranger: We're not smokin no purple haze
Stranger: We eatin yall purple haze, muthafcuka, and we eatin yall cocaine rock
You: lol right now i have a $h!tload of midies
You: think i might do all that
Stranger: Cuz there's a new rock comin to town, purple rock cocaine
Stranger: And it's not for sale, and its takin yall muthfciakion dopesmokaers to the moon
You: blaze up all the half assed shit
You: then save the good shit for tomorrow
Stranger: CATCH OUR VAPORS YOU B!+CHES, AND SUCK OUR D!CK$
Stranger: WOOOOOOO
You: well im gonna go grab some more midies and light em up, but need to find where i stashed em first.
Stranger: Get Fired Up
You: fo sho
You: so tomorrow at 3, ill be waitin
Stranger: Ill bring some b!+ches for you and me
You: lol ok
You: pce
Stranger: you like chinese girls?
You: fcuk that lol
Stranger: whats wrong w you
You: a girl is a girl
Stranger: THEY DA BEST
You: as long as it has a pussy ill fcuk it
Stranger: I'll frack anything that moves!!!
You: THATS THE FCUKIN SPIRIT
Stranger: if it's got an ass ima ride dat ass
You: IF IT MOVES, FCUK IT. IF IT MOVES AGAIN, FCUK IT AGAIN. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE, FCUK IT ANYWAYS!!
Stranger: Yeah dont let noone tell you who to fcuk
You: but im gonna go find my stash.
You: peace
Stranger: pce
You: 3 tomorrow...remember.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Tue 04 Aug 2009, 20:27

RANDOM MUCH!! Shocked

Lemon anyone? Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 00:00

Kumquat?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 01:25

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: (>^.(>O.O)>
SUPRISE BUTT RAPE
You: mmMMMmmm
You: lemon?
Stranger: Eww
You: Mango?
Stranger: Ewwwy
You: Kumquat?
Stranger: o.o
You: Green eggs and Ham?
Stranger: CUMMMMMquat
Stranger: Very Happy
Stranger: Green eggs and ham
You: Coconut?
Stranger: WHERE
Stranger: Ids you a girl?
You: I haz no melons
Stranger: ur a man?
You: I haz a cucumber
Stranger: fml
Stranger: i need girls
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 01:28

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Lemon?
Stranger: heads are awesome
You: (>^.(>O.O)>
SUPRISE BUTT RAPE
Stranger: i love to put them in my milk when my mommy tucks me in
Stranger: im gunna put my balls into ur pooper
You: Mango?
Stranger: omg mango gellaties from ritas make me jizz my pants
You: Kumquat?
Stranger: similar to cumtwat
Stranger: lol cum in my twat
You: sure Very Happy
Stranger: i have MALE ORGANS!!!!
You: Green eggs and Ham?
Stranger: are rotten dont touch little billy
You: Cucumber?
You: BACKHANDED BITCH
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 01:33

i did not read any of it tongue

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 02:16

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yo
You: Lemon?
You: Very Happy
Stranger: no orange
You: tangerine?
Stranger: lemon
You: Kumquat?
Stranger: grapefruit
You: Green eggs and Ham?
Stranger: no
You: Dingleberry?
Stranger: frack no
You: ....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...
Stranger: wtf haha
Stranger: dude i was just messin around
You: (>^.(>O.O)>
SUPRISE BUTT RAPE
Stranger: screw u
Stranger: learn to spell
Stranger: the word is surprise
You: 8===============D
You: 8==============( )
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 03:05

Connecting to server...
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: im into female facesitting
You: lol
You: what?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 03:32

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
You: lemon?
You: Kumquat?
You: Coconut?
You: Cucumber?
You: Melon?
You: Green eggs and Ham?
You: NO SAM, I DO NOT WANT YOUR fracking GREEN CUM WITH YOUR MEAT.
Stranger: SHUT UP CUNT
You: Cunt? as in, CUNTaminated water, can really make you sick?
You: CUNTaminated water is really nasty.
You: it tastes like shit, like Walter Cronkite's dick.
You: Or Paris Hilton's puss.
You:
....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
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You: BACKHANDED BITCH
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 03:36

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: titties or beer?
You: both?
You: Very Happy
Stranger: like, a girl holding beer in her tits?
You: Or a hot girl who lactates beer. MMMMMM
Stranger: my boyfriend once told me if my tits had beer in them i'd be the perfect woman. i told him the best i could do was hold his beer bottle between them, haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 03:57

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: I think i love you
You: lol
Stranger: marry me?
You: sure
You: Wanna fcuk?
Stranger: now?
Stranger: sorry we aren't married yet
You: Yea, ill be over in 5 mins.
You: so?
Stranger: bye
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 05:19

I finally get a good chat going, just to have it end like this. Sad
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: good, u?
You: asl, maybe?
Stranger: 15, female, usa. how about u?
You: 14 male, Massachusetts USA
Stranger: im in utah
You: ah
You: cool
You: so whats up
Stranger: nothing much
You: So, whats your favorite kind of music?
Stranger: all, except country.
You: yea
Stranger: what music do u like?
You: Rock, Metal, alt, a little bit of rap
Stranger: who was the most interesting person u ever talked to on here?
You: Idk, wanna try and break it?
Stranger: what about the most stupidest person?
You: lol.
Stranger: the stupidest person i ever talked to was this racist guy
You: There was one guy that was asking for bi webcam sex and he was talknig about all this nasty shat.
You: First comment...
You: SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!!!
You: second comment...
Stranger: lol
You: You dont wanna know, basically.
You: it got pretty nasty.
You: by the fourth comment(when i left) he was talking about things that should never be spoken of.
Stranger: there r so many racists on this site!!
You: I mean really, How sick can people get?
You: yea.
Stranger: like this one time an idiot called me a sand nagger
You: lol
You: Who thinks this shat up?
You: i mean really?
Stranger: i wish there was some kind of button that allows u to punch people if they are being nasty or racist
You: yea
You: would be abused though,
Stranger: lol
You: everybody would be in full blown boxing matches
You: So, favorite music artist?
Stranger: evanescence, linkin park, lady gaga, um and a lot more
You: evanescence and linkin park=pure awesomeness
You: lady gaga is ok,
You: i think
You: i like metallica too Very Happy
You: are you listening to music now by chance
You: ?
Stranger: not yet
You: so how close is this to one of the most interesting convo's?
Stranger: close
You: mkay...
You: so, whats the time in Utah? like 10?
Stranger: yes
You: ah, its 12 over here.
You: so do you party at all?
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: there are not a lot of parties in utah
You: Yea, I have a friend that lives there.
You: he says that its like religion central, at least where he lives.
Stranger: yeah it is
Stranger: mormons everywhere
You: yea
You: do u like it there?
Stranger: its ok, u just have to be careful not to talk about religion in front of people or they will convert u
You: lol
Stranger: if they know u dont have a religion they will try super hard to convert u
You: at least it's not 1944 where if you talk religion you get killed
You: lol, let me guess, You learned that from personal experience?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: i was talking to this one girl and somehow the subject of religion entered our conversation
Stranger: and it was a very long conversation
You: lol
You: that sucks.
Stranger: and she was like gawd is great god this god that
You: lol
You: thank god im athiest.
Stranger: haha
You: so do u have some of the new-ish linkin park songs yet?
You: New divide just started playing on a station that im listening to
Stranger: awesome
You: yea Very Happy
Stranger: and i like japanese music too
You: ah
You: never actually listened to it,
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qqmwsxFOK4
You: something like that?
Stranger: what video is that?
You: "peaceful japanese music
You: "
You: first thing that came up when i typed in japanese music
Stranger: any kind of japanese music
You: ah
You: so, has this beaten the interesting convos record? it has for me Very Happy
Stranger: yeah
You: cool
Stranger: oh shaaat, i gotta go clean my room
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 05:23

o hey slaine, just noticed you edited it, sorry about that. Forgot to take out lang.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 11:52

Never touched it mate, the forum automatically edits out the odd cuss word here and there by itself. Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 15:47

moe, you have to much time on your hands.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Chat i gues   Thu 06 Aug 2009, 02:33

Yea, i do have too much time. Still trying to convince my mom to let me get a dirt bike for a project.
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