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PostSubject: Confession   Thu 07 May 2009, 17:33

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said,
'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
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PostSubject: Re: Confession   Thu 07 May 2009, 20:32

ROFL!

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PostSubject: Re: Confession   Thu 07 May 2009, 21:31

Heard it before only it had more swear words in it mate. geek

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PostSubject: Re: Confession   Fri 08 May 2009, 02:57

had to keep it kinda clean.
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