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PostSubject: Therapy session   Wed 06 May 2009, 15:14

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young Mothers and their small children.

'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'


He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'


He turned to the third Mom, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her
little boy by the hand and said,

'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.
Lets go and pick Willy up from school and go home.'

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PostSubject: Re: Therapy session   Wed 06 May 2009, 17:14

LMAO Very good.
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PostSubject: Re: Therapy session   Wed 06 May 2009, 20:29

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny as hell
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PostSubject: Re: Therapy session   Wed 06 May 2009, 20:58

Funny mate. Laughing

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