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PostSubject: haunted car   Wed 06 May 2009, 15:13

John, a University student, was hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a storm. John could hardly see a few feet ahead of him, but he saw the headlights of an approaching car, travelling slowly towards him. When it stopped he was so desperate for shelter, he jumped into the car and closed the door. He turned to speak to the driver, but there was no-one in the car, the engine wasn't even on.

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Too scared even to jump out of the car, he started to pray. Then just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John was paralysed with terror, and watched as the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. Eventually he saw the lights of a pub and gathering his strength he jumped out of the car and ran inside.

Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila, and then started to tell everybody about the horrible experience he had just been through. The bar became silent as they listened to his story. About 15 minutes later, two guys walked in, also wet and very out of breath. Looking around, they saw John at the bar, and one said to the other, "Look Bruce - there's that ****ing idiot who got in the car while we were pushing it."

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PostSubject: Re: haunted car   Wed 06 May 2009, 17:16

LMAO cheers classis cheers
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PostSubject: Re: haunted car   Wed 06 May 2009, 20:31

Thats probably something I would have done........
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PostSubject: Re: haunted car   Wed 06 May 2009, 20:59

Laughing

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