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PostSubject: Magic Beer   Sun 03 May 2009, 14:12

A pretty blonde walks into a bar and asks the handsome fellow at the bar what he's drinking.

He says,
"Magic beer. You want one?"

"Aw, that's stupid. There's no such thing"
she says.

"Look, I'll show you".
He takes a big swig and proceeds to throw himself out of a nearby window, where he proceeds to fly up and around the building, and back into bar window.

"That's incredible! I don't believe it!"
she says.

"Hey barkeep, throw me another one o' them Magic Beers".

The bartender shakes his head and pours another beer and slides it down the bar.

The man chugs about half of it and proceeds to leap out the window and circle the building again.

"Here, you try it"
he says to the blonde.

She takes a big draw on the glass, jumps out of the window,
and falls about 30 feet to the ground - breaking both her legs - and begins screaming in pain.

The bartender says,
"Superman, you can be a real b*stard when you're drunk."

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PostSubject: Re: Magic Beer   Sun 03 May 2009, 21:45

Old ones are the best. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Magic Beer   Mon 04 May 2009, 01:32

HAHAHAH I never heard this one before... Laugh my ass off a good one.
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