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PostSubject: Middle Eastern Mothers........   Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:42

Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son Mohammed . He would be 24 years old now.'
'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.
'He's a martyr now though' mum confides. 'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21'
'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.
'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed .
He would be 18, she whispers.. 'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school' 'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...


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'They blow up so fast, don't they?'

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PostSubject: Re: Middle Eastern Mothers........   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:32


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PostSubject: Re: Middle Eastern Mothers........   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:41

§lâinê ~Ч~ wrote:

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PostSubject: Re: Middle Eastern Mothers........   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:54

Hey I am not the one strapping explosives to my nearest and dearest. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Middle Eastern Mothers........   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:26

I know Bro i could never understand why they would do that to children anyone that does that has really messed up morals.
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