1. You cannot touch
all of your top teeth
with your tongue.
2. All idiots, just after
reading the first truth,
will try it.
3. And discover that
the first truth is a lie.
4.. You're smiling now
because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward
this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid
smile on your face.
I apologize about this.
But I'm an idiot and I
needed the company.