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Monster~DS~

Monster~DS~


Number of posts : 499
Registration date : 2009-01-17
Age : 58
Location : Your Backyard

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PostSubject: Sunday Morning   Sunday Morning I_icon_minitimeSat 21 Mar 2009, 14:13

Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age.

we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing
too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still
be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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Danny ~DS~

Danny ~DS~


Number of posts : 50
Registration date : 2009-03-05
Age : 36
Location : Norway biatches

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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Sunday Morning I_icon_minitimeSat 21 Mar 2009, 15:15

cheers

Genius, Monster

LOL
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HollowPoint \DD/

HollowPoint \DD/


Number of posts : 222
Registration date : 2009-02-14
Age : 38
Location : Pennsylvania, USA

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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Sunday Morning I_icon_minitimeSun 22 Mar 2009, 05:35

hahahahaha thats freaking great!!>?!
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Monster JR~DS~

Monster JR~DS~


Number of posts : 46
Registration date : 2009-01-27
Location : Zeeland, MI

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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Sunday Morning I_icon_minitimeFri 27 Mar 2009, 00:37

lmao Razz lol! drunk
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Bauhaus~DS~
Council of War
Council of War
Bauhaus~DS~


Number of posts : 929
Registration date : 2009-01-15
Age : 54
Location : Texas

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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Sunday Morning I_icon_minitimeFri 27 Mar 2009, 00:56

ehhhhh....sexual content? silent
Laughing
i may have to delete it...not suitable for kids Neutral
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Monster~DS~

Monster~DS~


Number of posts : 499
Registration date : 2009-01-17
Age : 58
Location : Your Backyard

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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Sunday Morning I_icon_minitimeFri 27 Mar 2009, 14:01

^^^^LMAO^^^^

Not XxX ,,,,, PG 13 Leagal
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Bauhaus~DS~
Council of War
Council of War
Bauhaus~DS~


Number of posts : 929
Registration date : 2009-01-15
Age : 54
Location : Texas

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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Sunday Morning I_icon_minitimeFri 27 Mar 2009, 18:03

Shocked cheers geek
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