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Monster~DS~

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PostSubject: Joke........   Joke........ I_icon_minitimeWed 25 Mar 2009, 06:16

"OMG I am still laughing on this one

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then go ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars"?

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use the money

to fix up the house and you kids could go to a great university!"

The sister replied, "Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would

sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts!!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, would you sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course", the brother replied. "Do you know what a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and

'realistically'? The boy replied, "Yes, 'potentially' you and I are sitting on three

million dollars.

But, 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a queer.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke........   Joke........ I_icon_minitimeThu 26 Mar 2009, 02:27

That is fricking hilarious!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke........   Joke........ I_icon_minitimeThu 26 Mar 2009, 12:12

Loved it! cheers
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