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PostSubject: Wife in a coma   Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:14

A woman was in a coma.

She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was sizeable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened?' they cried.


The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.' Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Wife in a coma   Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:48

LMAO HAHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Wife in a coma   Sun 12 Apr 2009, 07:32

ROFL!!!!! hahahaahhaha

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