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Monster~DS~

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PostSubject: Sunday Morning   Sat 21 Mar 2009, 14:13

Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age.

we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing
too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still
be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Sat 21 Mar 2009, 15:15

cheers

Genius, Monster

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Sun 22 Mar 2009, 05:35

hahahahaha thats freaking great!!>?!
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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Fri 27 Mar 2009, 00:37

lmao Razz lol! drunk
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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Fri 27 Mar 2009, 00:56

ehhhhh....sexual content? silent
Laughing
i may have to delete it...not suitable for kids Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:01

^^^^LMAO^^^^

Not XxX ,,,,, PG 13 Leagal
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PostSubject: Re: Sunday Morning   Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:03

Shocked cheers geek

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