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Registration date : 2009-01-17
Age : 53
Location : Your Backyard

PostSubject: Trip to WalMart   Sat 21 Mar 2009, 14:04

Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of
Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when
woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant?

So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no
I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.

I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing
so hard.

Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world
to think of crazy things to say.
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Danny ~DS~


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PostSubject: Re: Trip to WalMart   Sat 21 Mar 2009, 15:18


Nice one

Retired = retarded

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PostSubject: Re: Trip to WalMart   Sun 22 Mar 2009, 05:34

LMAO that shit is funny as hell
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